Best Reasons Why You Should Buy a Horse - Wrong Answers Only

Best Reasons Why You Should Buy a Horse - Wrong Answers Only

Michelle Drum

A few weeks ago we asked our followers to share some best reasons why you should buy a horse - wrong answers only. We received many interesting and very funny responses! We've put together a collection of the most popular ones to share with you. 


Deadra B.

Cheapest pet to own. Totally fiscally responsible


Jesse Patrick L.

Not kidding, my sister bought a horse because they have the same birthday!


Kay B.

I need an emotional support animal because my husband doesn't understand me.


Rose W.

Shoveling manure daily brings me joy. 


Jillian P.

They just eat grass! Great lawnmower!

 

Tammy R.

They will look so nice in the pasture. They will complete the "look" - Property Brothers


Lisa H.

Because they are easy travel companions.


Carolyn L.

I don’t have that color yet!


Tracie W.

Because my husband plays golf so I need an equally expensive and time consuming hobby.


Michelle B.

They pretty much look after themselves!


Jessie B.

Because what else can you do with all that extra money you have laying around?


Angie B.

My partner said no more.


Kari W.

My husband didn’t tell me he loved me this morning.


Ceylona C.

Supports your local vet.


Denise K.

I wanted to experience flying.


Dennis R.

Better mileage than an electric vehicle.


Carrie R.

Because they are healthy as a horse. They are so low maintenance.

 

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17 comments

They just keep you so safe! You’ll never have to go to the doctor again, especially not the ER!

Kristen Smoak

My boyfriend collects Amari porcelain & he’s always bragging about how he has no vet bills with his hobby. When I’m out in 20* weather cold hosing a cut leg, I can picture all that Imari shattered into tiny shards & it makes me feel warm all over 😸. Only horses can do that for you 🐎!

Marianne Stribling

What else am I going to spend my retirement doing? I told my husband, it’s my retirement money! He said we won’t be able to travel like he wanted to. We never traveled that much before. I told him we wouldn’t travel that much if we didn’t have horses! I chose horses (4)! :) Because I know he’ll complain about expenses the whole time if we do travel. ;)

Deanna Sinclair-Parker

Because I always wanted one…and it is texas where everyone rides a horse..lol

Cindy

They are so not addicting! They also are super cheap and you don’t even need to buy stuff for them!

Lukiah

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